Spoonpants?

2 days in a row I must be crazy or bored probably bored.

• 39 retarded signs
• Futurama is back woohoo
• 8 coolest coffee cups
• 15 Pictures that give cosplay a bad name
• Inmate sues over 55 hour erection You just know he got some unwanted attention because of that.

I love infomercials so very much and Mr T does the best ads ever.

Motogp madness

I return yet again for a sporadic update lets see if I can manage 10 days in a row.

• Top 10 Gym accidents I am going to stick to lifting sissy boy weights.
• Ebay scammer owned by Judge Judy They should do the Judge Dredd remake with Judge Judy she is the awesome indeed. Sadly I am getting addicted to these court shows lately.
• 5 ads to help you abstain not that I am sure why anyone would want to but hey who am I to judge.
• 20 unintentionally funny news headlines

Budlight makes the best ads.

Everybody loves a puppy

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Twos company threes a crowd

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Formula Fun

I am extra excited for “Where the Wild things are” after this trailer. It exudes awesomeness and mmmm awesome.

When I watched the first Transformers movie I was in a constant state of lust for it’s sheer awesomeness. It had all the qualities that I love in movies explosions, robots and more explosions.  The trailer for the sequel Transformers 2: Revenge of the fallen is out. Mmm so many explosions I love it.

Courtesy of Thinkhero

Fmylife.com kept me amused for hours, beware it is a significant time waster as you read about other’s sad misfortunate state of affairs. It made me laugh on several occasions, I am not sure what that says about me.

(NSFW)Aubrey O’day of Danity Kane Fame? recently posed for playboy and the photos were leaked on perezhilton.com definitely NSFW unless you work at the coolest place on earth if so let me know so I can apply.

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Amphibious Attack Tiger

On my Singapore adventures I discovered the incredibly entertaining uRobic by OSIM. Every shopping center we went to seemed to have one of these on display with the ad running. I giggled like a little school girl every time I saw it.

It is so damn catchy that tune, twist twist twist and trim.  Now in all honesty I think it is just another fad, it will however work your core muscles and a strong core is certainly handy and chances are people will notice a difference using it. I am kind of curious how long it will take people to get bored of it though. The thing is people need variety in their workouts to stay consistent.  Of course maybe they have a workout guide that comes with it hmm you knows the ads just crack me up and make me giggle teehee.

Oh yeah and and the urobic’s predecessor is the igallop which ad is shockingly even more sexually overt then the other.

I want to be a cowboy babyyyyyy…. err maybe not.

Daily Links

Baby faced uk boy is a father at the age of 13, this has been one of the biggest stories over the last 2 days and at the time of the first story the parents didn’t seem too crazy, unfortunately after two days it has all detoriated. With the 13 year old boy’s sister blaming their father for what happened. Of course the young boy’s father has managed to go and above beyond all expectations. You have to feel sorry for all the kids in this story, it is just a mess.

Joaquin Phoenix makes a bizarre appearance on David Letterman, hoax or not? I think it  might be jeez it would be sad if this is the last movie Phoenix ever makes for the sake of a “hip hop” career of all things.

A good explanation of internet censorship

Cats and dogs combined in cuteness

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Sausage Dog

I just returned last night from a week and a half long holiday in Singapore with hot fiance for the second week of chinese new year hence my laziness. I was going to post while away but meh interrupts a perfectly good holiday. I think I got a bit squishier around the middle section. Also saw some great movies but I will post later about those.

Daily Links

Most Relaxed Guy ever

When cakes go wrong, Hilarity ensues

Chocolate Cookie dough cupcake mmm a cupcake with cookie dough inside shall be delicious, I plan on making these next week.

9 Gigantic Hearts from above, just in time for valentines day

Spontaneous Human Combustion I am intrigued

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Superdog

Daily Video

So today I found a block of land to buy and put a deposit on it and figured out just how poor we are going to be for the next year or two. My ideas for extra income are being met by resistance from the boss, apparently helping to pay the mortgage off by charging my partner for sex is “counter productive”.   She suggests I may have also over estimated my market value but like I always tell her “the joke is on you!”.

Anyway I will start with the cutest link and slowly work my way down to the bowels of the internet.

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Puppy Power

KITTY CAM Live streaming webcam of cute kittens at an animal shelter in LA. I have to get a bit ghey for a second OMG CUTE!!

Totem Destroyer Fun little flash puzzle game that annoys the hell out of me because I suck at it. Slightly addictive though.

Hot sausage Poor misfortunate bastard.

Creepy beach sculptures The world’s 5 creepiest beach sculptures guaranteed to thin out the summer crowds.

DIY Coffee colonic possibly NSFW, this is hilarious if you have a sick sense of humor plus the writer is an absolute star for going above and beyond the call of a duty for interesting blogging material. I will give that one a miss for the time being, depends how desperate I get for hits. For those that don’t know what a coffee colonic means he shoots coffee up his ass to clean it out.

I love pointing out awful advertising so here is one brutally annoying product FUNSLIDES OMG SO MUCH FUN bah screw your lame product, let me get this straight you want parents to buy plastic things that strap onto their kids feet so they can slide across the damn carpet. You have got to be kidding me, kids are going to hurt themselves at the best of times outside playing on the grass so lets spice it up and put them inside, sliding through doorways and past the corners of tables to see how many injuries we can cause. Funslides found via geekologie

Is it a conspiracy by the bandaid companies? Or is it a ploy by the carpet companies to make kids wear holes in the carpet causing a increase in carpet buying. Watch the video and you be the judge.

Okay now did you hear the bit about learning tricks from Pro and semi pro sliders? Okay, now I could be wrong here but doesn’t being a pro usually mean you earn a living playing a particular sport. Competitive funsliders coming to a loungeroom near you! I could be earning a living sliding across my carpet you say? wow that has always been a dream of mine. Also is Tom Cruise from the Risky Business the godfather of the sport? So many questions left unanswered, I hope we never know.

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So's your face